On Going To See Vampire Weekend Live, And Running Into A Bunch Of Fat Hipsters (Part VI)

Smashed like a sardineUnable to escape hair.Frizzy, sick, in mouth.(Brandi W.)

On Going To See Vampire Weekend Live, And Running Into A Bunch Of Fat Hipsters (Part V)

Moshing? Back in vogue?Calypso beats urge slammingStrange gut into me?

On Server Rollbacks

Blogger! Why did youRoll back posts by like three days?!Pot roast haiku gone!