On Sarah Being Lame And Not Finishing Her Haikus On Time

Seriously, you!I scold you like a mother.We are just awful.

On Other People's Children

Bear cub running free
Little destroyer, begone!
My friend's demon seed

On Other People's Children

Your child is unleashedRuns, bam, straight into my crotchI glare, fists ready

On Homeless Kittens

Tiny grey warrior
Brave the elements, hero
Paws of steel. Ronin.

On Homeless Kittens

Wide green eyes, plaintiveLitter huddling for warmthPurring: take us home!

On Housework

Vacuum dust and cleanHate it. Wish my mom was here.Get a girlfriend?

On Housework

Pile of dishesStacked ceiling high, missing spongeAnd now, suicide