On Blabbermouths

Hey did you guys hear?Did I tell you? That one time...Shut up! Stop talking!

On Katie

Oh to be Katie
Pick and choose your affections
And never settle(David G.)

On My Younger Sister's Boyfriend

Hey you. What's up, guy?Your face is so punchable.You are such a dick.

On People Who Laugh At Everything

You braying jackass. Like nails on a chalkboard,I wish for silence.

On Writers Block

Empty page, wet ink

Brain as blank as page, blind rageMaybe I should drink?

On Writers Block

Deadline mocking meFingers flutter uselesslyBlinking cursor laughs

On People Who Break Update Schedules

Unreliable.Yes, I know we are. But hey --last week was busy.

On Awful Sundays

The end of the weekNothing to see, nor to doOne more wasted day(Jake N.)