On Websites (The Epic, Part VIII)

Today is overTomorrow is almost hereYour site better load
(Justin W.)

On Missing Socks

Heaven! Hell! Now gone
In cotton purgatory
Machine-wash limbo

On Missing Socks

Pink argyle sockFloating in the ether, lostI miss you, come back

On Websites (The Epic, Part VII)

5:01 PMYour site is unavailableI hate you so much
(Justin W.)

On 'That Guy'

"Hey! What you doing?"Your hot breath fogs my neck up Mouth-breather! Vermin!

On 'That Guy'

Loud, rude, interruptsI wasn't talking to youNo one cares, shut up!

On Websites (The Epic, Part VI)

Work is unfinishedI blame you for my failuresYou owe me a coke
(Justin W.)

On Slow Talkers

Boulder. Cement. Snail.Your voice on the telephone.Closer now to death.

On Slow Talkers

Just get on with itYour words, a molasses dripI aged a decade