On Websites (The Epic, Part V)

D.o.S. attack?Virus or worm infection?Stop using Norton
(Justin W.)

On Accidentally Dropping Your Phone Into The Toilet

Shimmer of waterA splash; a moment frozenLost hope and money

On Accidentally Dropping Your Phone Into The Toilet

There you go, a splashInto an abyss of germsRinging into bubbles

On Websites (The Epic, Part IV)

Firewall protectionNo proxy connection usedAccess the web
(Justin W.)

On Uninvited Spiders

Tiny black demonMany legs, none of them goodInvader, please die!

On Uninvited Spiders

Your skitter, tappingLong legs on tiles, sinisterYou are not welcome!

On Websites (The Epic, Part III)

Problem loading pageUnavailable/busyCheck your connection
(Justin W.)

On Running Out Of Breakfast Cereal

Strawberry crunchHere today, gone tomorrowMilk? Time? Enemies!

On Running Out Of Breakfast Cereal

I dreamed about youMarshmallows, so sweet; in truthEmpty pantry, cursed!

On The Subject Of Children

Petulant, crying

Running through hallways. Stomp stomp

Shouldn't that be leashed?

(Scott P.)

On Websites (The Epic, Part II)

Now your site is downin the middle of the dayNo more maintenance!
(Justin W.)

On Foods That Make Us Fat

One hundred or less
No difference? A lie at heart.
Mouth of bitter herbs

On Foods That Make Us Fat

My adversary

Fatty, dipped in chocolate

I cry, but can't stop

On Websites (The Epic, Part I)

Stupid slow websiteI don't have time for this nowHurry up and work!
(Justin W.)

On Gaining Weight

White cotton favorite
Your embrace has grown too tight
Cry! It has not shrunk!

On Gaining Weight

Only my best jeansA sisyphean struggleMy muffin top, cruel