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On When The Loving Goes Sour

Suspense! Joy! Rapture!
Maybe. I did not expect --
Baby, please don't go

On When The Loving Goes Sour

Sheer black bra, stockings
What the hell is wrong with you
Are you up, or down?

On Doritos (A Thrilling Two-Parter!)

 Nachos Doritos
A delicious lunch time treat
In my stomach now

Black Pepper Jack chips
The best flavor ever made
Bring them back, or ELSE!
(Justin W.)

On Winter

A chill fills the air
Sunshine and hope both vanish
Icicles bloom here

On Winter

Permanent grey sky
Sequestered inside, lonely
I crave spring, green drug

On Slow Work Days

Tiny moving line
Why must you stop and visit?
I supervise it

On Slow Work Days

Clock mocks me today
Each tick-tock hammers my skull
Work, relinquish me

On Christmas Songs By Wham!

'Last Christmas' brings pain
George Michael crafted horror
Stuck in head for days
(Tyler T.)

On New Years Hangovers

Threw up all morning
My New Year's resolution
No more binge drinking
(Amanda M.)

On Papercuts

Tiny burning line
        Flick. Flick. Why must I poke it?
        Red. Now I must scream.

On Papercuts

Stabbed by paper, SLICE
I clutch my finger in pain
Grown woman, now child

On The Author's Grandma

Why would you send me
a racist story? Why don't
you read a book, please?
(Brandon A.)

On The Overly Dramatic

A declawed tiger
Pretend rage, cherry lip balm
And your butt looks fat

On The Overly Dramatic

Large and loud, tall tale
Always an emergency
Where are my ear plugs?