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On New Years

New Year, here we come
Another year of failures
Why are you happy?
(Jade F.)

On People Who Hate Reading

Black serif, white page
Furrowed brow, animal grunt
Need no book learnin'

On People Who Hate Reading

Thousands of books here
You shrug, refuse to read
The future is grim

On Seeing Your Ex-

Stranger remembered
Enemy with a soft face
Stole my favorite shirt

On Seeing Your Ex-

My ex is here, God
I'm fat, my hair is dirty 
If he were blind, bliss

On Ugly Babies

Tiny human pug
Fake laugh, duplicitous smile
Baby so ugly

On Ugly Babies

I can't share your pride
That baby's face haunts my dreams
Your progeny, doomed

On People Who Sit Right Next To You In Empty Theaters

Empty space, quiet
One sits alone... Another!
Solitude stolen.

On People Who Sit Right Next To You In Empty Theaters

Your elbow rubs mine
Laughing and chewing endless
Rows of seats, empty

On Awful Breast Implants

A vulgar display
Nature's gift, man's invention
Expensive. Tacky.

On Awful Breast Implants

Hard breasts of steel
Not a substitute for truth
Do I have to touch?