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On New Years
New Year, here we come
Another year of failures
Why are you happy?
(Jade F.)
On People Who Hate Reading
Black serif, white page
Furrowed brow, animal grunt
Need no book learnin'
On People Who Hate Reading
Thousands of books here
You shrug, refuse to read
The future is grim
On Seeing Your Ex-
Stranger remembered
Enemy with a soft face
Stole my favorite shirt
On Seeing Your Ex-
My ex is here, God
I'm fat, my hair is dirty
If he were blind, bliss
On Ugly Babies
Tiny human pug
Fake laugh, duplicitous smile
Baby so ugly
On Ugly Babies
I can't share your pride
That baby's face haunts my dreams
Your progeny, doomed
On People Who Sit Right Next To You In Empty Theaters
Empty space, quiet
One sits alone... Another!
Solitude stolen.
On People Who Sit Right Next To You In Empty Theaters
Your elbow rubs mine
Laughing and chewing endless
Rows of seats, empty
On Awful Breast Implants
A vulgar display
Nature's gift, man's invention
Expensive. Tacky.
On Awful Breast Implants
Hard breasts of steel
Not a substitute for truth
Do I have to touch?
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Body of a panda bear.
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Energy. Rage. Mostly good.
Crazy cat lady.
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These are the ones you submit.
You are pretty great.
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