On Christmas

I hope you're happy
It's Christmas, you are alone
You might die alone

On Christmas

Crowds spending moneyShopping list two miles too longNo more Christmas, please

On Interpersonal Drama

Drama makes me sick.Bitterness. Irritation.Shut your mouth! Move on!(Jane F.)

On Pickles

Pickles, you are gross.

Simply rotten cucumbers.

How you smell like shit.

(Jade F.)

On Hard Cookies

Chocolate promise.
Circle enters oval; snap!
Your dentist thanks you

On Hard Cookies

There should be rules hereCookies must be clouds, fluffyNot plaster failure

On Loud Chewing

Smack! Smack! Flesh on flesh!
Terrible thunder of jaws
Take another bite...

On Loud Chewing

Your teeth crunch my earsYou ordered seven tacosEach chew, cruelty

On Butt-Kissers

The air is humid
A brown mist hangs fragrantly
Earn that promotion!

On Butt-Kissers

Your brown eyes gleam like
wet shit in early morning
your game, pathetic

Modern Country Music

America IsDrink A Beer; ArmyI hate my ex-wife

Modern Country Music

Maudlin cowboy sings:
America, always great!
Please drown in whiskey