On Losing Gracefully

Hey, brilliant show, dude!
May the best man win, and all.
(I hope your dog dies.)(Matt S.)

When You Get Lemon Juice In Your Eye

Lemon in my eye
Who bought fresh lemons again?
I thought I told you... (Matt S.)

When Your Cat Pees On Your Clothing

No! Bad kitty! No!
This is why I will never
have very nice things!

When Your Cat Pees On Your Clothing

I just bought this shirt
cat pee soaked through like perfume
stop purring jerk face