On Going To See Vampire Weekend Live, And Running Into A Bunch Of Fat Hipsters (Part VI)

Smashed like a sardineUnable to escape hair.Frizzy, sick, in mouth.(Brandi W.)

On Going To See Vampire Weekend Live, And Running Into A Bunch Of Fat Hipsters (Part V)

Moshing? Back in vogue?Calypso beats urge slammingStrange gut into me?

On Server Rollbacks

Blogger! Why did youRoll back posts by like three days?!Pot roast haiku gone!

On Going To See Vampire Weekend Live, And Running Into A Bunch Of Fat Hipsters (Part IV)

The Blow is awesome
so why are these dicks texting?They have zero class

On Going To See Vampire Weekend Live, And Running Into A Bunch Of Fat Hipsters (Part III)

Oh hey, look! 'The Blow'!I love them! Wait, why are youheckling?! Damn white kids!

On Going To See Vampire Weekend Live, And Running Into A Bunch Of Fat Hipsters (Part II)

Hey there, pube mustachePlease stop breathing on my neckFaux-hawks are so out.

On Going To See Vampire Weekend Live, And Running Into A Bunch Of Fat Hipsters (Part I)

Man tits on my titsSweaty flesh rubbing on mineGet back or I slash

On Long Days

Another secondJust slipped out of my life; I'llNever get it back

On Long Days

The clock refuses
to tick, only goes backwardTime: cruel mistress

On Passive Aggressive Going Regular Aggressive

Look who decidedTo grace us with their presenceNice haiku, Sarah.

On Laziness

I know I should but
there’s also naps and comics
maybe later….naw

On Procrastination

There are so manythings to do. Maybe I willfinish this up la-

On Potato Chips

My greasy wonderSmall and unsatisfyingLays potato chips

On Sarah Being Lame And Not Finishing Her Haikus On Time

Seriously, you!I scold you like a mother.We are just awful.